What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why do two skunks argue?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?