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What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

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What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

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