What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why do librarians never make plans?

How do automobiles fly?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Which family member is always relieved?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?