Why did the snake cross the road?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why is money so stubborn?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?