Why do elephants have trunks?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?