What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How are teens like cats?
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