Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?