What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
Where do mermaids see movies?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How long will dinner be?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
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