What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
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