Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What does winter fat turn into?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?