What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why is the beach so confident?