What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Boo-ze!
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How does a penguin build its house?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
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