What's E.T. short for?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?