What's a goose's favorite book?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

How do you drive a man crazy?