Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Who granted the fish a wish?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?