Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What's a cat's favorite color?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?