Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
When do mice play every day?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
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