Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What bird is always sad?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
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