What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What type of car do planets buy?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?