What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?