Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

How do hurricanes see?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?