What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why are frogs always happy?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?