Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do rhinos charge?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

How much money does a skunk have?