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Where does a scientist wizard work?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

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Why did the baby cookie cry?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?