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What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Where does money love to go shopping?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What are you studying in math?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?