When do cows get tired?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why do cats always get what they want?