What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you call stolen cheese?