What day of the week do chickens hide?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?