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What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

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What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

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