What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
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