What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
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What is the definition of Robin?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
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