What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?