Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why was the mime upset?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why was the dog overweight?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why are turtles so shy?