Why are baseball games at night?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do cows like to dance to?

Which bug is related to you?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What words make the best athletes?