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Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What's a henway?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

How do you make antifreeze?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do fish use for glasses?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?