What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

How are teens like cats?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What is a cow's dream job?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?