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Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Where do chips wear socks?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

How do amoebas make calls?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?