What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do little monsters call their mother?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why are winter days great?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?