What animal always goes to heaven?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What is a cow's dream job?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?