What ocean creature can you never see coming?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?