Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why are cars magic?

Which state has the best streets?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?