Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What time of day was Adam created?

What car does Yoda® drive?

When should baseball players wear armor?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?