Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What did the confused bee say?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What day is your mom always right?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What's a cat's favorite board game?