Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

How do you make antifreeze?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What do you call an insincere horse?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What bird is losing its hair?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?