What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?