Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you give a sick lemon?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did Buzz Lightyearâ˘ď¸ go to school on the sun?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's a henway?
Where does the Little Mermaidâ˘ď¸ dream to go on vacation?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
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