Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
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