Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

How do amoebas make calls?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What's the most determined bird?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What did the confused bee say?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why was the math book sad in winter?