What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?