Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
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