Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Where do polar bears vote?

Which insect is the smartest?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Who invented fractions?

What animal always goes to heaven?