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Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

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What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

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What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What British bugs are the best singers?

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Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

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