What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
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