What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
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Who won the race between two balls of string?
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What is a tree's least favorite month?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
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