What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What did one plate say to the other?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Which elf is the best singer?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?