What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What condiment has wings?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?