What is blue and not heavy?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What food is a man's best friend?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Which computer won the talent show?