What do you give a pony with a cold?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What does an evil hen lay?

Which insect makes the best father?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?