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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What car can you only see twice a year?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What is a table you can eat?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?