How do trees get access to the internet?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?