Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?