What's a bee's favorite novel?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why do two skunks argue?

How does a barber get to work?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What sport do horses love to play?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?