Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why are books always so angry?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What insect runs away from everything?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

How do automobiles fly?