Animals

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

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Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

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Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

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What bird helps you stay dry?

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What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

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Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

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Why do cows make great bakers?

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What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

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What is a spider's favorite book?

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Why are puppies so flexible?

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Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

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Why do dogs run in circles?

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What do you call a magical reptile?

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

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Where do goldfish go camping?

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What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

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Why are cats so good at finding dates?

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Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

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What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

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What do insects make all their clothes out of?

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What's the most common blood type for insects?

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What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

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Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

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