How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
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