How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Where do surfers go to school?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What season begins with a thud?
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