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He quit cold turkey.
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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
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What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
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