What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

How do bears keep cool?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?