How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
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