What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What's E.T. short for?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?