What words make the best athletes?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's the opposite of irony?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?