What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?