Why are English teachers so smart?
Because they're always write!
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
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