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What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What kind of bird can write?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?