Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What do elves learn in school?

What do insects learn at school?

What do fairies always drink?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?