What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?