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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do cats eat for breakfast?