What fish only swims at night?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?