What vehicles are in the best shape?
Trains.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do bees get to school?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
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