What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?