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Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do math teachers eat?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

How do you get kids to do something?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What's the loudest sport?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?