Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which cats love to be petted?
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