Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do cows always add to their salad?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why was the dog so popular?
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