Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do math teachers eat?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

How do you compliment a cat?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?