Why did the barber win the race?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why was the horse so happy?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

How does the sun listen to music?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?