Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do math teachers eat?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did March say to the madness?

What is a table you can eat?