What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

How do automobiles fly?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What sport can waiters play really well?