Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

How does the moon cut her hair?

How do bees get to school?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?