I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Then it hit me.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
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