Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What is another name for a cow?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?