Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

The museum curator needed a break.