What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
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