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What is the best book to read in autumn?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What fish only swims at night?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

I broke my finger!

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?