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Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Where do stars go to college?

Why was the horse so happy?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?