What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
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Why was the pirate late for work?
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What is the emptiest holiday?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is a mom's favorite game?
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Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
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