What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

How are mountains able to see?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do you call two birds in love?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What game does a rabbit always win?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?