What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
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What do naked fish play with?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What sport do horses love to play?
If you need help building an ark..
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
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