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What do horses say to greet each other?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What was the first animal in space?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?