What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
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Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
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What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the sick chicken say?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
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