What did the horse say when it collapsed?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?