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What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

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What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

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What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?