What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What sport is full of interior designers?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Which elf is the best singer?

What building always gets stains on it?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?