Why do trees hate going to school?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Which subject has two parts?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Families are like fudge.

Where do hands go on vacation?

What do rich squirrels eat?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?