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Where do surfers go to school?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What birds always travel in twos?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you call a happy Lassie?