Why did the dog do so well in school?

Which subject has two parts?

What is the tallest building in the world?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why did the cow cross the road?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?