Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What fairy loves to count?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
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