What did the calf play in the school band?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why was the musician arrested?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What's the politest month?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?