What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?