What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

How did the toad die?

What do horses say to greet each other?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?