Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What day do hands always go to church?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?