Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

How was the wedding?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What's the difference between people and chickens?