Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?