What did the sick chicken say?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?