What do you call a cow with two legs?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

How does dinner smell?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Which plant has the best roar?

Where does water do all its banking?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?