What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Which celebrity loves to read?

How do you get kids to do something?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?