What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?