What does winter fat turn into?
Spring rolls.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
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