What does Santa call Christmastime?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?