What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Which computer won the talent show?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What type of bat doesn't fly?