What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Where do novels go to have a good time?