What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?