Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why do two skunks argue?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What's black and white and red all over?