How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?