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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?