What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Which family member has tusks?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
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