Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why do bees buzz?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?