What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why are baseball games at night?

What color are all the books in the library?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What did one plate say to the other?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do naked fish play with?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What type of barrel breaks easily?