What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

It's allergy season again?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?